Ok, so I am here. Hehe.

Some jokes on chemistry I found ;

“A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous)and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water. Her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium. She was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.

‘It will give me time to get away’ said the professor.”

Moral of the Joke: –> bases on Metals & Reactivity Series, Potassium (K) is very reactive.

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: “Why do you look so sad?”
The other responded: “I lost an electron.”
Concerned, One asked “Are you sure?”
The other replied “I’m positive.”

Hydrogen atom will become a Proton (H+)
when loses an electron and becomes positively charged.

> >Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.


Jiayou for chem test!
Loving SJ,
Sharon ^^